“The Bailout Bunch”
November 28, 2008 9:51 pm EconomyThis fall, we saw a new sitcom. One where the laughs all came at our expense
| “The Bailout Bunch” Theme Song |
| (Sung to the tune of the theme of “The Brady Bunch”) |
| Here’s the story about something shady |
| Of some guys from Wall Street who were in a jam |
| Their companies were losing lots of money |
| So they got a big handout from Uncle Sam |
| Here’s the story of some auto makers |
| Who were making products people wouldn’t buy |
| So they flew in on expensive jets |
| And they begged for a handout from you and I |
| And the day that we started giving money |
| To rich guys who were in a crunch |
| Lots of others learned from their example |
| And that’s how we wound up with the Bailout Bunch |
| The Bailout Bunch |
| The Bailout Bunch |
| That’s the way these guys became the Bail Out Bunch |
(Don’t miss the next exciting episode. The Bailout Bunch takes a vacation to Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon! Unfortunately there isn’t enough room on the expensive jets for either the taxpayers or for their own hard working employees who did everything they could do to keep their businesses going. But the execs have a fantastic time!)
