Some Folks From Arkansas Told Me…

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Recently I was debating Chuck Muth on Mike Huckabee and the Club for Growth. A commenter wrote:

I know conservatives in Arkansas who declare Huck raised their taxes to the tune of $500 million net during his 10 years as governor…What a RINO.

Now, we’ve responded to the substance of these allegations earlier, but the issue of Arkansasan Conservatives against Huckabee is something else. Certainly, there’s something else. The 2008 campaign illustrated that in 10 1/2 years of Governor, Huckabee made some enemies. But are conservatives set against him?

If we did, we’d expect a situation like in John McCain’s Arizona where a majority of his state’s Republicans voted for another candidates and Massachusetts were only 51% chose Romney. In Arkansas, with Huckabee’s campaign declared dead by the mainstream press, he won 61% of the vote. An exit poll showed 89% of Arkansas Republican Primary voters had a favorable opinion of Mike Huckabee. What about conservatives? Huckabee won the votes of 62% of Conservative voters and 66% of Very Conservative voters.

Huckabee may have even won a higher percentage of the vote had his campaign been viewed as more viable. Does this mean that all criticism of Huckabee from Arkansasans is wrong? No, what it does mean is that while anti-Huckabee Arkansasans may have valid points. They’re a minority within not only the Arkansas Republican Party and the Arkansas Conservative movement. Perhaps, we should seriously examine what these conservatives think and why if you’re going to use Arkansas as a measuring stick.

One Woman War

 Speaking of the Club for Growth. Someone in the Conservative blogosphere has to be dedicated to relentlessly going after Governor Bobby Jindal (R-LA). Given the broad-based efforts he’s made at government reform, school choice, and tax cuts, as well as standing up for gun owners, it’d seem to be tough to find someone. Thank goodness for Nachama Soloveichik who continues her “War With Bobby Jindal: A One Woman Show” on the official Club for Growth blog.

This time at issue, RIght-Center bloggers pick their favorite elected Republican and the winner…Bobby Jindal. Nachama is not happy about this, declaring:

There is no way Bobby Jindal is more awesome than Tom Coburn or Jim DeMint. In fact, I challenge you to name, off the top of your head, one courageous act of principle/leadership demonstrated by Jindal during his three years in Congress.

Actually, the vote wasn’t for “most courageous” but favorite. Given that Jindal served only 1 1/2 terms of Congress and that during that length of time, most folks are just getting their bearings in Congress, there’s not a whole lot to say other than Jindal’s 98% anti-pork voting record on the Club for Growth anti-pork Repork card which the Club seems to want to treat like Galactica 1980 and declare it doesn’t exist.

However, what has given Jindal the edge is that he’s a Governor who is getting conservative things accomplished. Coburn and DeMint are great guys but they are Senators whose biggest accomplishment has to been to block harmful stuff. It’s much appreciated, but accomplishment beats blocking.

Barack’s 3 AM Phone Call

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Setting: 3 AM - Obama Campaign Headquarters
Barack Obama is making a phone call

(Ring)

(Ring)

Rev. Jeremiah Wright: Wright here.

Barack Obama: Hey, Bro. Wright, it’s Barack.

Wright: Barack! How are you, man?

Obama: …OK… but we’re, uh, still having some problems, Pastor.

Wright: Yeah? Well, I haven’t said anything, man! I promise!

Obama: I know. It’s just that I can’t shake it. Everywhere I go, people keep asking me about you. I - I just can’t shake it. Does Rev. Wright hate America…

Wright (interupts): You better believe I do!

Obama: Does Rev. Wright hate white people… does Rev Wright have a white grandmother… Pretty soon, people are gonna think you’re running!

Wright: Barry, Barry, you know I’d never do that to you!

Obama: I know, but it’s just too much. Just the other day, I almost said $#@* America at the end of my speech!

Wright (chuckling): You listened better than you let on, boy!

Obama(chuckling): Well… you know…

Wright: What do you want me to do? You want me to take a tour of North Korea until November, or what?

Obama: Naw, I’ve got a better idea. Go out and say something stupid. I’ve got some buddies that will invite you… let’s see… how about the NAACP and the National Press Club?

Wright: You could get me in at the National Press Club?

Obama: Oh, yeah. No sweat. But listen. Say something really off the wall. More than usual.

Wright: OK… how about, “I hate those white government crackers! They invinted chicken pox and slipped it into my Kool-Aide!”

Obama: No, no, no. Harder. Further.

Wright: Well, here’s one-

Obama: Practice later. You’re good at this stuff. Here’s the scoop. I’m going to have to take you out.

Wright: (silence)

Obama: You know what I mean? I’ve got no choice here. You’ve got to come out and be wacked enough to let me get rid of you.

Wright: Look, I retired for you. You’re going to throw me under the bus?

Obama: Hey, I threw my grandma under the bus! It’s not personal! You know as well as I do that we’ve got to win this election. The polls-

Wright: Those polls are manipulated by white computer geeks who are controlled by the government, and you know it!

Obama: I know, Bro. Wright. You and I both know it. But the people haven’t, y’know, woken up yet! Look, this is the greatest nation on earth, and we’ve got to change it! You know that! Come on, you told me to get in this thing to begin with.

Wright: I know…Look, just do it. I’ll be alright.

Obama: Hey! Once I’m elected, I’ll make it up. How about an ambassadorship, or something?

Wright: Sounds good, sounds good. How about Sudan or Libya?

Obama: Libya sounds do-able.

Wright (chuckling) : I like the way you think, boy! We’ll get you elected. Don’t you worry ’bout me. We’ll get you elected. By the way… why you calling at three in the morning?

Obama: I couldn’t let anyone see me! You know that!

Wright: Yeah…. well, don’ t you worry, son. We’ll get you elected. (Yawns) You done talking?

Obama: Yeah. Don’t let me down, now.

Wright: No prob. G’night Barry!

Obama: G’night, Pastor!

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